#37

My load is so big, a quarter inch of every month's precipitation is my jizz.

#36

My load is so big, instead of a sock, I need a Christmas stocking.

#35

My load is so big, when I cum, it looks like someone popping a fire hydrant.

#34

My load is so big, instead of "The Lovin' Spoonful," I named my band "The Lovin' End Loader Bucket Full."

#33

My load is so big, I could give the man on the moon a facial.

#32

In response to all the angry people that take religion way too seriously...
My load is so powerful, if I face Mecca, I can hit the Ka'aba.

#31

My load is so big, when I joined the mile high club, the plane went down.

#30

My load is so big, I jizzed in Canada once; ever since people keep coming forward with blurry pictures, claiming it's my load.

#29

My load is so big, if I use a glory hole, I knock over all the stalls.

#28

My load is so big, I make women spit...when I do anal.

#27

My load is so big, since New York passed the ban on large drinks, it's illegal for restaurants to serve "My Load."

#26

My load is so big, when I finish banging a chick, the condom is usually the thing with the least amount of cum in it.

#25

My load is so big, women need a Tupperware container for a diaphragm.

#24

My load is so big, it takes two semesters to cover all of it.

#23

My load is so big, it makes a shadow before it hits the ground.

#22

My load is so big, the Leaning Tower of Pisa is leaning because I came onto the side of it.

#21

My load is so big, if you can finish it all in one sitting, it's free.

#20

My load is so big, I make women sign a waiver.

#19

My load is so big, there's an emergency shut-off valve on my dick.

#18

My load is so big, I have to change the vacuum cleaner bag every night.

#17

My load is so big, women have to blow their nose after sucking me off.

#16

My load is so big, the last time I got road head, I caused an eighteen-car pile-up.

#15

My load is so big, I need the AIDS quilt for a jizz rag.

#14

My load is so big, when I cum, it looks like an elephant spraying water out of its trunk.

#13

My load is so big, I prematurely ejaculated once and I was still late for work the next morning.

#12

My load is so big, I can last forty-five minutes in bed if you count the forty-three-and-a-half minutes it takes me to ejaculate.

#11

My load is so big, you have to sign for it.

#10

My load is so big, I am always within three minutes of a fire extinguisher.

#9

My load is so big, it makes the scale at the truck weigh station read "error."

#8

My load is so big, I have a sump pump in every room of my house.

#7

If "My Load" was a soda size option at Seven-11, it'd make the Big Gulp look like a shot glass.

#6

My load is so big, the FDA made me tattoo nutrition facts on my dick.

#5

My load is so big, I can fill a silo.

#4

My load is so big, when I jizz in my pants, my socks get wet.

#3

My load is so big, I can write my name in the snow.

#2

My load is so big, I went to a sperm bank & instead of a specimen cup, they had to give me a barrel.

#1

My load is so big, if I flush it, it makes the manhole covers fly off of the streets.