#69

My load is so big, I keep a bottle of Drain-o on my shower caddy.

#68

My load is so big, the mother from “What’s Eating Gilbert Grape” couldn't even finish it.

#67

My load is so big, one of my bang sessions looks like the World Series winning team's champagne celebration.

#66

My load is so big, it makes a "thud" sound when it hits the ground.

#65

My load is so big, when I don’t wear a condom, I prematurely ejaculate…and my girlfriend still cums three times.

#64

My load is so big, I have a dumpster at my house that gets emptied twice a week.

#63

In the “Radioactive Man” Simpsons episode, the part where Rainier Wolfcastle says, “The goggles, they do nothing!”—-That’s what my load looks like.

#62

My load is so big, Tom Arnold tried marrying it.

#61

My load is so big, when I donated sperm, it bumped me up two tax brackets.

#60

My load is so big, I have to tie a red flag onto my dick.

#59

My load is so big, I could have put out the Great Chicago Fire…with my precum.

#58

My load is so big, I can give a woman a pearl belt.

#57

My load is so big, when I finish banging a chick, my room is messier than the Double Dare set.

#56

My load is so big, when I finished banging my prom date, we went to our five year reunion.

#55

My load is so big, I masturbated in the bathroom of a greyhound bus and I made the bus do a wheelie.

#54

My load is so big, I impregnated a woman by having phone sex with her.

#53

My load is so big, if I came through the college football field uprights, the Allstate hands would need a towel.

MLB Playoff Special Pt. 2

#52 - My load is so big, it weighs more than Marge Schott.

#51 - My load is so big, it caused the earthquake at Candlestick Park.

#50 - My load is so big, it caused the market crash...I called it Wall Skeet.

#49 - My load is so big, it actually makes Baltimore smell pleasent.

And one more for good measure...

#48 - Despite how hard they sucked, not even could the Chicago Cubs swallow my load this year. (And they tried really, really hard).

MLB Playoff Special

#47 - My load is so big, if I'm at Comerica Park, I can still cum onto the nice parts of Michigan.

#46 - My load is so big, if I'm in Atlanta, I can hit all the buildings Ted Turner owns.

#45 - My load is so big, I made Texans stop saying "We like things big in Texas."

#44 - My load is so big, I'm the reason all of the buildings in Washington D.C. are white.

#43 - My load is so big, if I'm sitting in the twentieth row at Oakland Coliseum, I can still hit fair territory.

#42 - My load is so big I can cum over top the Gateway Arch.

#41

My load is so big, my pre cum still floods half the village.

#40

My load is so big, women have to put one of those suction straws, like the dentist has, in their mouths while blowing me.

#39

My load is so big, I weighed in as a Heavyweight, but then I ejaculated and was down to a Welterweight.

#38

My load is so big, when I go to a sperm bank, the doctor can go on vacation and come back before I'm done.