#111

My load is so big, I'm required to give the governor a fair warning before I come so he can issue a statewide travel ban.

#110

My load is so big, I went in for a sperm count and they had to give me a skyscraper window for a microscope slide.

#109

My load is so big, I can cover an entire International-size hockey rink.

#108

My load is so big, ejaculation is a form of bulimia.

#107

My load is so big, if I stand atop the One Times Square Building, I can get everyone in Times Square wet.

#106

My load is so big, in Little Alchemy, once you have 349 elements, you combine them all to make "My Load."

#105

My load is so big, I never have to dream of a white Christmas, I just make it happen.

#104

My load is so big, my second coming hasn't happened yet because I still haven't finished coming for the first time.

#103

My load is so big, I need a garbage bag for a reservoir tip.

#102

My load is so big, I never have to shovel my driveway.

#101

My load is so big, all of the non-active volcanoes are non-active because I came inside them.

#100

My load is so big I've only ejaculated twice throughout history: once to create the big bang and again to cause the extinction of the dinosaurs. My third e-jack will take place on December 21st.

#99

My load is so big, I can fill a cement truck.

#98

My load is so big, you could surf it from California to Hawaii.

#97

My load is so big, if I called a phone sex line & stayed on the phone until I was completely done, it'd cost $1200.

#96

My load is so big, I can hit the ceiling of the NASA Vehicle Assembly building.

#95

My load is so big, I donated sperm for extra X-mas money--I had to go in March so I was done ejaculating by December.

#94

My load is so big, when I knock up a chick, the baby starts out already in the 2nd trimester.

#93

My load is so big, I've always come to the right place.

#92

My load is so big, I did a porno and the gag reel was three hours long.

#91

My load is so big, the condom backfires.

#90

My load is so big, I can hit the top of the Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree.

#89

My load is so big, I can literally shoot the moon.

#88

My load is so big, the one time I washed out this chick's IUD.

#87

My load is so big, it has its own congressman.