My load is so big, I'm required to give the governor a fair warning before I come so he can issue a statewide travel ban.
Sunday, February 10, 2013
Wednesday, January 16, 2013
#110
My load is so big, I went in for a sperm count and they had to give me a skyscraper window for a microscope slide.
Monday, January 14, 2013
#109
My load is so big, I can cover an entire International-size hockey rink.
Wednesday, January 9, 2013
#108
My load is so big, ejaculation is a form of bulimia.
Monday, December 31, 2012
#107
My load is so big, if I stand atop the One Times Square Building, I can get everyone in Times Square wet.
Wednesday, December 26, 2012
#106
My load is so big, in Little Alchemy, once you have 349 elements, you combine them all to make "My Load."
Tuesday, December 25, 2012
#105
My load is so big, I never have to dream of a white Christmas, I just make it happen.
Monday, December 24, 2012
#104
My load is so big, my second coming hasn't happened yet because I still haven't finished coming for the first time.
Friday, December 21, 2012
#103
My load is so big, I need a garbage bag for a reservoir tip.
Wednesday, December 19, 2012
#102
My load is so big, I never have to shovel my driveway.
Tuesday, December 18, 2012
#101
My load is so big, all of the non-active volcanoes are non-active because I came inside them.
Monday, December 17, 2012
#100
My load is so big I've only ejaculated twice throughout history: once to create the big bang and again to cause the extinction of the dinosaurs. My third e-jack will take place on December 21st.
Friday, December 14, 2012
#99
My load is so big, I can fill a cement truck.
Thursday, December 13, 2012
#98
My load is so big, you could surf it from California to Hawaii.
Wednesday, December 12, 2012
#97
My load is so big, if I called a phone sex line & stayed on the phone until I was completely done, it'd cost $1200.
Tuesday, December 11, 2012
#96
My load is so big, I can hit the ceiling of the NASA Vehicle Assembly building.
Monday, December 10, 2012
#95
My load is so big, I donated sperm for extra X-mas money--I had to go in March so I was done ejaculating by December.
Friday, December 7, 2012
#94
My load is so big, when I knock up a chick, the baby starts out already in the 2nd trimester.
Thursday, December 6, 2012
#93
My load is so big, I've always come to the right place.
Wednesday, December 5, 2012
#92
My load is so big, I did a porno and the gag reel was three hours long.
Monday, December 3, 2012
Friday, November 30, 2012
#90
My load is so big, I can hit the top of the Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree.
Thursday, November 29, 2012
#89
My load is so big, I can literally shoot the moon.
Wednesday, November 28, 2012
#88
My load is so big, the one time I washed out this chick's IUD.
Tuesday, November 27, 2012
#87
My load is so big, it has its own congressman.
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