My load is so big, if I stand atop the One Times Square Building, I can get everyone in Times Square wet.
Monday, December 31, 2012
Wednesday, December 26, 2012
#106
My load is so big, in Little Alchemy, once you have 349 elements, you combine them all to make "My Load."
Tuesday, December 25, 2012
#105
My load is so big, I never have to dream of a white Christmas, I just make it happen.
Monday, December 24, 2012
#104
My load is so big, my second coming hasn't happened yet because I still haven't finished coming for the first time.
Friday, December 21, 2012
#103
Wednesday, December 19, 2012
#102
My load is so big, I never have to shovel my driveway.
Tuesday, December 18, 2012
#101
Monday, December 17, 2012
#100
Friday, December 14, 2012
#99
Thursday, December 13, 2012
#98
Wednesday, December 12, 2012
#97
Tuesday, December 11, 2012
#96
Monday, December 10, 2012
#95
Friday, December 7, 2012
#94
Thursday, December 6, 2012
#93
Wednesday, December 5, 2012
#92
Monday, December 3, 2012
Friday, November 30, 2012
#90
Thursday, November 29, 2012
#89
Wednesday, November 28, 2012
#88
Tuesday, November 27, 2012
#87
Monday, November 26, 2012
#86
Friday, November 23, 2012
#85
Wednesday, November 21, 2012
#84
Tuesday, November 20, 2012
#83
Monday, November 19, 2012
#82
Friday, November 16, 2012
#81
Thursday, November 15, 2012
#80
Wednesday, November 14, 2012
#79
Tuesday, November 13, 2012
#78
Monday, November 12, 2012
#77
Friday, November 9, 2012
#76
Thursday, November 8, 2012
#75
Wednesday, November 7, 2012
#74
Tuesday, November 6, 2012
#73
Monday, November 5, 2012
#72
Friday, November 2, 2012
#71
Thursday, November 1, 2012
#70
Wednesday, October 31, 2012
#69
My load is so big, I keep a bottle of Drain-o on my shower caddy.
Tuesday, October 30, 2012
#68
Monday, October 29, 2012
#67
Friday, October 26, 2012
#66
Thursday, October 25, 2012
#65
Wednesday, October 24, 2012
#64
Tuesday, October 23, 2012
#63
Monday, October 22, 2012
#62
Friday, October 19, 2012
#61
Thursday, October 18, 2012
#60
Wednesday, October 17, 2012
#59
Tuesday, October 16, 2012
#58
Monday, October 15, 2012
#57
Friday, October 12, 2012
#56
Thursday, October 11, 2012
#55
Wednesday, October 10, 2012
#54
Tuesday, October 9, 2012
#53
Monday, October 8, 2012
MLB Playoff Special Pt. 2
#52 - My load is so big, it weighs more than Marge Schott.
#51 - My load is so big, it caused the earthquake at Candlestick Park.
#50 - My load is so big, it caused the market crash...I called it Wall Skeet.
#49 - My load is so big, it actually makes Baltimore smell pleasent.
And one more for good measure...
#48 - Despite how hard they sucked, not even could the Chicago Cubs swallow my load this year. (And they tried really, really hard).
Friday, October 5, 2012
MLB Playoff Special
#47 - My load is so big, if I'm at Comerica Park, I can still cum onto the nice parts of Michigan.
#46 - My load is so big, if I'm in Atlanta, I can hit all the buildings Ted Turner owns.
#45 - My load is so big, I made Texans stop saying "We like things big in Texas."
#44 - My load is so big, I'm the reason all of the buildings in Washington D.C. are white.
#43 - My load is so big, if I'm sitting in the twentieth row at Oakland Coliseum, I can still hit fair territory.
#42 - My load is so big I can cum over top the Gateway Arch.
Thursday, October 4, 2012
#41
Wednesday, October 3, 2012
#40
Tuesday, October 2, 2012
#39
Monday, October 1, 2012
#38
Friday, September 28, 2012
#37
Thursday, September 27, 2012
#36
Wednesday, September 26, 2012
#35
Tuesday, September 25, 2012
#34
Monday, September 24, 2012
#33
Friday, September 21, 2012
#32
My load is so powerful, if I face Mecca, I can hit the Ka'aba.
Thursday, September 20, 2012
#31
Wednesday, September 19, 2012
#30
Tuesday, September 18, 2012
#29
Monday, September 17, 2012
#28
Friday, September 14, 2012
#27
Thursday, September 13, 2012
#26
Wednesday, September 12, 2012
#25
Tuesday, September 11, 2012
#24
#23
My load is so big, it makes a shadow before it hits the ground.
Monday, September 10, 2012
#22
My load is so big, the Leaning Tower of Pisa is leaning because I came onto the side of it.
Sunday, September 9, 2012
#21
My load is so big, if you can finish it all in one sitting, it's free.
#19
My load is so big, there's an emergency shut-off valve on my dick.