Friday, November 30, 2012

#90


My load is so big, I can hit the top of the Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree.

Thursday, November 29, 2012

#89


My load is so big, I can literally shoot the moon.

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

#88


My load is so big, the one time I washed out this chick's IUD.

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

#87


My load is so big, it has its own congressman.

Monday, November 26, 2012

#86


My load is so big, when I donated sperm they had to pay me with an annuity.

Friday, November 23, 2012

#85


My load is so big, I can cum onto a turbine and power Las Vegas for a night.

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

#84


My load is so big, if I masturbate into a urinal, I can dissolve an entire urinal cake.

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

#83


My load is so big, before I cum, I have to put myself on an I.V. so I don’t die from dehydration.

Monday, November 19, 2012

#82


My load is so big, I can skydive without a parachute.

Friday, November 16, 2012

#81


My load is so big, in order for me to not have an erection lasting more than four hours, I have to ejaculate within five minutes of getting hard.

Thursday, November 15, 2012

#80


My load is so big, me wearing a condom would be like using an umbrella during a hurricane.

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

#79


My load is so big, my shower drains into a pipeline.

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

#78


My load is so big, I have to take a protein supplement after I ejaculate.

Monday, November 12, 2012

#77


My load is so big, when I donate sperm, there's usually more cum on the ceiling than in the specimen cup.

Friday, November 9, 2012

#76


My load is so big, the National Weather Service names my loads.

Thursday, November 8, 2012

#75


My load is so big, I can clog an outhouse.

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

#74


My load is so big, I can fill a subway tunnel

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

#73


My load is so big, it's worth 100 electoral votes.

Monday, November 5, 2012

#72


My load is so big, I can fill up a whole sleeve of Red Solo Cups.

Friday, November 2, 2012

#71


My load is so big, I got a lap dance from a stripper once, I precame in my pants and I impregnated her.

Thursday, November 1, 2012

#70


My load is so big, I can ejaculate from the back row of a university classroom and hit the chalkboard.