My load is so big, I can hit the top of the Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree.
Friday, November 30, 2012
Thursday, November 29, 2012
#89
My load is so big, I can literally shoot the moon.
Wednesday, November 28, 2012
#88
My load is so big, the one time I washed out this chick's IUD.
Tuesday, November 27, 2012
#87
My load is so big, it has its own congressman.
Monday, November 26, 2012
#86
My load is so big, when I donated sperm they had to pay me with an annuity.
Friday, November 23, 2012
#85
My load is so big, I can cum onto a turbine and power Las Vegas for a night.
Wednesday, November 21, 2012
#84
My load is so big, if I masturbate into a urinal, I can dissolve an entire urinal cake.
Tuesday, November 20, 2012
#83
My load is so big, before I cum, I have to put myself on an I.V. so I don’t die from dehydration.
Monday, November 19, 2012
#82
My load is so big, I can skydive without a parachute.
Friday, November 16, 2012
#81
My load is so big, in order for me to not have an erection lasting more than four hours, I have to ejaculate within five minutes of getting hard.
Thursday, November 15, 2012
#80
My load is so big, me wearing a condom would be like using an umbrella during a hurricane.
Wednesday, November 14, 2012
#79
My load is so big, my shower drains into a pipeline.
Tuesday, November 13, 2012
#78
My load is so big, I have to take a protein supplement after I ejaculate.
Monday, November 12, 2012
#77
My load is so big, when I donate sperm, there's usually more cum on the ceiling than in the specimen cup.
Friday, November 9, 2012
#76
My load is so big, the National Weather Service names my loads.
Thursday, November 8, 2012
#75
My load is so big, I can clog an outhouse.
Wednesday, November 7, 2012
#74
My load is so big, I can fill a subway tunnel
Tuesday, November 6, 2012
#73
My load is so big, it's worth 100 electoral votes.
Monday, November 5, 2012
#72
My load is so big, I can fill up a whole sleeve of Red Solo Cups.
Friday, November 2, 2012
#71
My load is so big, I got a lap dance from a stripper once, I precame in my pants and I impregnated her.
Thursday, November 1, 2012
#70
My load is so big, I can ejaculate from the back row of a university classroom and hit the chalkboard.
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